Illotions

I’m gonna try this!

t r e f o l o g y

Legend has it,

that if you put a

bottle of Jergens

to your ear

you can hear the

sound of the lotion!

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“pie time in pie town”

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Laundry Quandary

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So we washed

the ironing board

cover, but

it came out

full of creases and wrinkles.

Oooh no!!   What to do????

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(c) Gramma Krackers and B. Albright

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Shadorma November

 

Tales from the Kitchen

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(A Shadorma)

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Strange new spot

on the counter top

I scrub it

and scrub it

till I finally figure out

sunlight won’t wash off.

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(c)  2017  Gramma Krackers and B. Albright

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Shadorma November

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Detail Man – A Shadorma

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Brother Fritz

is a detail man

pats himself

on the back

for always dotting his tees

and crossing his eyes.

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(c) 2017  Gramma Krackers and B. Albright

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see Shadorma November

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Booga Booga!!!

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Tryin’ out my costume

for Halloween.

How do ya like

my really scary mask?

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Knotty passages

Tref’s blog kracks me up!

t r e f o l o g y

I know I’m going to 

die of complications

because nothing

is ever easy

for me

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Anybody wanna buy a used psyche?

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Did I ever tell you

about my Uncle Id,

the traveling salesman? 

Ego here, ego there….

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New Range

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Uncle Yoda didn’t like 

his old electric stove

so he’s delighted

to announce

that he now has gas.

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Wooda coulda shoulda

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Uncle Yoda took a walk out back

and found a bunch of trees had been chopped down.

He’s stumped!

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senior discount…

We love Aunt Bea!

Read Between the Minds

aunt bea
said
you won’t believe
what
your
aunt effie
suggested
it seems
she feels
that i needn’t
bother with
makeup anymore
since
most young folks
automatically
give me
the senior discount
so
according to her
no amount
of makeup
can possibly
help
i
assured effie
that what
these young darlings
were responding to
is not
the appearance
of my age
but
the recognition of
acquired wisdom
which is
why
she
has to ask
for
the discount

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