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Did I ever tell you

about my Uncle Id,

the traveling salesman? 

Ego here, ego there….

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Uncle Yoda didn’t like 

his old electric stove

so he’s delighted

to announce

that he now has gas.

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Uncle Yoda took a walk out back

and found a bunch of trees had been chopped down.

He’s stumped!

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senior discount…

We love Aunt Bea!

Read Between the Minds

senior discount

aunt bea
said
you won’t believe
what
your
aunt effie
suggested
it seems
she feels
that i needn’t
bother with
makeup anymore
since
most young folks
automatically
give me
the senior discount
so
according to her
no amount
of makeup
can possibly
help
i
assured effie
that what
these young darlings
were responding to
is not
the appearance
of my age
but
the recognition of
acquired wisdom
which is
why
she
has to ask
for
the discount

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….troubled waters

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Uncle Yoda was crossing the bridge

when he looked down

and saw his reflection in the river.

Now he can’t get over himself.

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My brother Fritz was carrying a huge bowl

of fruit juice across the room

  when he slipped on a ball of ice.

Luckily he was able to roll with the punch.

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Uncle Yoda hates mirrors.

They make him see-sick.

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